- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

sky's sty

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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