Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

You know what's funny? Rape

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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