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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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