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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

I once did something.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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