- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Wolfjob.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Blacks

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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