On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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