- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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