How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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