PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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learn. advance!

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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I drive a 'rarri

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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