- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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