- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

haha black people :D

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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