Democracy.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Bob Saget

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Llamaworm

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What is my name? I dont know

The Qur'an

What does? 42

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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