Jordan is pregant

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

No soap radio

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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