- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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