- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

I have read the terms and conditions

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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