Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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The New York Giants

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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