- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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