I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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