Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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noah is a scrub jungle

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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