What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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