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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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