- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Your mother just died.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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