- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.