why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Chris Bosh's neck

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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