The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

why was the boy sad? because.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Gus's mom

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

how much fish could a chicken

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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