Q- Why? A- Why not?

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Joke

Well this is pointless.....

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

yada yada

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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