- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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