Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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