What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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