- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

haha black people :D

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Your mother just died.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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