- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How old is victor? Half past dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Matthew Baker

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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