If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

This isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Stephen Hawking

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

there was once a jew

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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