- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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