- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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