- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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