- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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