Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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