Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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