Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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