- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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