black people

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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there was once a jew

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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