What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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