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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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