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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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