Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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