- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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