Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do I hate? people

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

im saul and i love cock

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

12/23/2012

Anti Joke

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