- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

im @ work, LOL.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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