- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

My jeans

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Neil Lewis

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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