- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

VITAMIN C!

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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