- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Knock knock open

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Your mother just died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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