- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Neil Lewis

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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