- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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