- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's two plus two? Window

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

KILL WHITEY

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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