Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Hello penis

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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