- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Come in

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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