- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A dyslexic blind man

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What comes after 69? 70

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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