How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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