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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What comes after 69? 70

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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