- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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