Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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I have a horse.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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My Boyfriend

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Anti Joke

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