An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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