Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Okay, after this one then...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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