What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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