A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

women's rights

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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