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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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