what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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it was all Tagart

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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