How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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SEX

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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haha black people :D

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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