Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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