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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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