- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Fat people

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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