- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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