Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Anthony sucks

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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