- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

don't just stand there

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??