A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's blue? The sky.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Poop

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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