- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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