Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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