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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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