- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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