do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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