- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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