- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

im @ work, LOL.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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