- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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