- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Tim likes girls

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

one stop shop

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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