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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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