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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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