Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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And you honored it I see :P

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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