Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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