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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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