- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I hate long jokes -_-

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