- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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