- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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