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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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