- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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