How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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