- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A dyslexic blind man

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

haha black people :D

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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