- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock knock open

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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