- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

My Butthole.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

The holocaust

NASCAR

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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