- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

haha black people :D

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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