Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Youre mom is so dead...

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How about that airline food?

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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I'm sn otter

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

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