Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Well this is pointless.....

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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