- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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