What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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I asked her where you were.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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