- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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