Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Asian women drivers...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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