- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A dyslexic blind man

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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