- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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