One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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