Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How about that airline food?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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