What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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