- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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