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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

SEX

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

b

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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