Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What happened to my sunglasses?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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