- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Turkeys are obese

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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