Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Anti Joke

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