Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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