- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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