How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

women's rights

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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