- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

haha black people :D

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A dyslexic blind man

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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