- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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