- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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