- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

The truth is he loves her!!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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