Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Womens basketball

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

world society

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

I have read the terms and conditions

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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