- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

haha black people :D

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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