He who laughs last gathers no moss.

So these two girls have a cup .

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

why did you poop because you are a poop

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

No soap radio

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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