- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A dyslexic blind man

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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