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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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