- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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