A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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