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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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