- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Feminism.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Robert Mugabe.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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